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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day
I've got plenty of common sense, I just choose to ignore it.
Dad, how come you live in this house with mom, instead of in an apartment with several scantily clad female roommates.
what is a pronoun? Calvin - a noun which has lost its amateur status!!!!
The one good thing about life is that it never gets that bad that it can't get any worse
C: What’s the answer to question 2? S: Eli Whitney and the Cotton Gin. C: But this is a math problem. S: It’s a trick question.
C: What is 12 + 7? S: A Billion.
C: What’s the answer to question 4? S: Imadoofus.
C: What’s 7 + 6? S: Three hundred billion gazillion. That’s a 3 followed by 85 zeroes.
C:What’s 3+8? H:Ok, assign a value “X”.“X” means multiply so that the numerator(That’s Latin for “Number Eigher”)& put that on the other side of the equation.That leaves 3 this side so what times 3 equals 8?The answer is 6
C: What’s 9 + 4? H: Ooh, that’s a tricky one. You have to use calculus and imaginary numbers for this. You know, eleventeen, thirty-twelve and all those. It’s a little confusing at first.
C: What is 6 + 3? H: This one is a bit tricky. First we call the answer “Y”, as in “Y do we care?” Now Y may be a square number so we’ll draw a square and make this side 6 and that side 3. Then we’ll measure the diagonal.
C: What’s a pronoun? H: A noun that lost its amateur status.
C: What is a peck? H: A quick smooch.
Hello? Yes, I’d like to speak with the chief of police. Hello chief? Is it a law that your socks have to match anything else you’re wearing?
Allo? Eez these der Pooblic Lahbrorry? Yah? I em beeg eemportant rezearcher oond I require Eenglish voolgar zynonyms for disgustink body vunktions, yah? Allo? Allo?
Hello? Valley Hardware? Yes, I’m calling to see if you sell blasting caps, detonators, timers and wire.
Hello? Do you have books on homemade bombs? I need a book that lists supplies and gives step-by-step instructions for building, rigging and detonating them.
Hello, County Library? I need a book on painting theory and technique. Specifically I’m interested in graffiti. Is there a book that explains the proper use of materials and lists popular dirty words and slogans?
Hello? How much are your power circular saws? I see. And your electric drills? Uh-huh. Do you carry acetylene torches? Ok, ring it all up. This will be on MasterCard.
Libra. Diplomatic, likes change, tactful, charming and creative
Aries. Adventurous, ambitious, impulsive, enthusiastic and full of energy
Leo. Creative and enthusiastic, Bossy, Determined, Optimistic, Dramatic
Capri. inquistive mind, very rational, matured for his years and confident
Gemini. totally charming, way with words, fun loving,and a dreamer
Read the Calvin and Hobbes Comic Books
Read a newspaper’s comic strip on Calvin and Hobbes
Read the daily strip from a comics site such as goComics.com
Get it forwarded from other Calvin and Hobbes fans
Maybe, doesn't make a difference to me
No way! Calvin and Hobbes doesn't belong to the movies
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